Ladies, is you’re junk in the trunk? I’m talking your adult toys!

**Some really important tips that you’ll want to follow to keep TSA off your back!

Ladies,… Please, allow me to take a moment of your time for some valuable information that you’ll want to hear;

What is this regarding you ask? Your adult toys, your adult novelty items, lets cut to the chase, YOU’RE VIBRATOR! At Simply Delicious Lingerie I can tell you that we all love to take our buddies along, but while going through TSA beware that you may need to allow them to search your bags if something looks …,shall we say, a little suspicious!

Traveling with sex toys, vibrators in particular, has the potential to turn from greatly anticipated vacation to sexually humiliating nightmare rather quickly. Airport security is working more diligently to find strange, possibly dangerous, items in passenger’s luggage these days. Myself, personally I wouldn’t bat an eye, but then again I own a lingerie shop or two that sells adult novelties as well as other really great products. I have seen, done and heard it all. I can imagine how something as simple as going on a short weekend getaway or a cruise may have you thinking that you’ll bring your toy along for sheer entertainment. Generally NOT a PROBLEM…..if you take the batteries out! Good Lord….remember to disassemble your gadget first! Pack in, but NOT in your carry on! Good God, do you want to hold up the entire line? Be discreet…Here’s the right way to travel with your favorite sex toy. I know, I shouldn’t laugh….I only do because I have seen it and done it all. Nothing shocks me…really.

 When Packing Certain Sexual Toys and Vibrators

 You should never just toss your toys into your suitcase. Each toy should be packed with precision. There are two kinds of packing materials to take into consideration. A cloth bag. Any soft, clean cloth bag will do. You can even use those purple drawstring bags that Crown Royal Whiskey comes in. A cloth bag will protect your vibrator from getting travel grime on it as well as keep any existing cords from getting tangled in your personal items. Note about ordinary cloth bags. These will not keep your vibrators from showing up on the x-ray machine. Give your pal a clever disguise. You can purchase vibrators that look like ordinary hair brushes, or a tube of lipstick. Typically security sees these things and pays them no attention.

 OK, so where do you pack a vibrator?

First of all never pack your vibrator in your carry on luggage unless you have no other choice and I can’t image a scenario where you will be tortured and shot if you don’t bring it. If your trip is so short that you don’t have any luggage to check in then check in your carry on and only carry on what you can put in your pockets. Any questionable items that pass through the machine are alerted to security officials who will pull you aside and examine every item you brought with you. This may mean your vibrator will be on public display and if it is a really strange sex toy you may have to explain what it is and what you are doing with it.

You also stand the chance of being singled out for a random search. If this happens the last thing you want to have found is your vibrator. When you pack your vibrator, put it in the soft cloth bag and lay it gently between folded layers of clothes for protection or in a discreet pocket intended to protect items.


General vibrator travel tips

If you do forget to take the batteries out of  your vibrator…you just may be surprised by some strange buzzing noises coming from your luggage will most definitely cause you to be pulled off a plane to explain. Always pack newly bought fresh batteries in a separate place other than in your sex toy. Choose your toys carefully. Hopefully while travel, TSA will show some respect and not touch the junk.



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